The Story of Fish Tacos
Hello, today we are talking about Jimmy Pearseed. He commited a crime by poisoning fish tacos on June 28, 3025. Jimmy poisoned the fish tacos because he was enraged and unhappy because he was paid below minimum wage at Del Taco, the worst taco business ever. Jimmy Pearseed poisoned fish tacos in order to get revenge on Del Taco. He was sent to court 1 hour after he committed this crime.
But Jimmy wasn't always like this. He used to live with a wealthy family with everything he could ever ask for. But one day, his favorite pet fish goldie died on June 8, 2025 and he cried for 500 years! As he grew up, his family kicked him out and so he eventually worked at Del Taco.
He only worked at Del Taco because his family cut his money supply off. After mourning his fish and the poisoning, he was arrested. His sentence was 605 years. Later, once he got out, he poisoned all the normal tacos so that people could only ever eat fish tacos. When he was caught, he was sentenced to life which was forever!
The End.
